Just Clean Fun

Just recently I was in McDonald's to get some quick food. I went up to the counter and ordered a "double hamburger." Then the clerk asked me if I wanted CHEESE on the hamburger? I told her, "no." Then she said, "If you want a double hamburger you have to order a double CHEESEburger and then say, No CHEESE!" How crazy is that? So I placed my order..."Please give me a Double CHEESEburger No CHEESE, a large order of CHEESE fries, No CHEESE, and a large Diet CHEESE Coke, No CHEESE!" She said to me..."we don't sell CHEESE fries!" In frustration I said, "Look, I'm sort of in a hurry, just give me a large Diet Water. That will be all." CRAZY!